The Ballbusters

“Hard a starboard...I said hard a starboard!”

“Yes, left!"

''“No! Starboard is right, port is left!”'''

“How can you tell the difference?”

“There’s a little bit of port left in the bottle!”

-Jaysus and Nick

The Ballbusters were a group of space heroes from the planet Kepler-186f .

Members

 * Nick StubbornB, Captain
 * Jaysus Crist, First Mate
 * Buster Da Dog, Second Mate
 * Camyin Claus, Cabin boy
 * Cale Egghead, Gunner
 * Angus Ryloth, Pilot (former member)

Origins
The Ballbusters grew up on the planet Kepler-186f, AKA Bernard, which is where the human race went after everything on Earth and Mars went downhill (see The History Of Our Universe (And Others)).

Camyin's father disappeared when he was born (On the planet Kepler-186F) and his mother decided that he was too small, so she put him in the river. He floated for many years until he was four, and then he bumped up at the docks. Camyin had met many river folk, so he knew how to talk, and when he arrived at the docks, the orphanage sent him to school. At school he met Nick, Jaysus, Buster and Angus, who had already formed The Ballbusters.

After many insane adventures, they met Cale Egghead, who joined the group. The Ballbusters were completed.

Betrayal
The Ballbusters were sent to the planet Hel to get Satan's help fighting the War Lovers. Unfortunately Angus betrayed them and became a warrior of the ZingZangZooloBaster tribe. This prevented them from getting Satan's help.

Discovery
The remaining members of The Ballbusters then headed to Kepler-186f, but accidentally crash landed on Earth. Here, they were attacked by dinosaurs and mutants, but eventually they discovered 3930 Medium-Large Team Falcon Headwear, which happened to be Egghead's chosen cap. Using his newfound power, Egghead rebuilt the spaceship and The Ballbusters returned to Kepler-186f.

The New Mission
Upon returning to their home planet, The Ballbusters were sent to save the life of Princess Xema of the peace keepers, who had been kidnapped by Angus and taken to Draconia.

FOR MORE INFORMATION, VISIT THE ADVENTURES OF THE BALLBUSTERS