Bob

“Badlyanimatedbirdsbuffalobillfearchamberportals!”

-Bob waking up on Shlocht

Bob is the son of King Nebuchadnezzar and N, and he is the second king of the Ancients.

Early Years
Bob was born a day after the Sea of Dimensions was created, and King Nebuchadnezzar and N took it as a sign that Bob was destined for greatness.

As we learn in The Tale Of The Ancients, Bob was very clever from a young age. His teacher, Archimedes, believed that strength came from the mind, not the body.

Bob was two years old when his sister, Venus, was born, and he always looked after her very well, seeing as she was his only sibling.

Journey
In The Adventures Of The Ballbusters, King Nebuchadnezzar gave Bob the task of helping The Ballbusters get into the Dark Dimension and find Kiwi before Nothing. But Bob stood on a portal in the Dark Dimension, and The Ballbusters were all killed in the fear chamber.

After lots of stuff that I can't be bothered writing, this happened:

Battle
Nothing realised that if he combined the power of all four caps (39Thirty Medium-Large Team Falcon Headwear, 0800 Scouts Adventure Plus, 49Forty Medium-Small Team Eagle Headwear, and Kiwi) he could possibly destroy the Sea of Dimensions.

Eventually he got all four caps and froze the Sea of Dimensions. The only people that weren't frozen were Bob, who Nothing wanted to watch the destruction, and William Graham, who was wearing an exclusive suit of iobsorbium armour.

Graham made his way to Nothing's throne room. He shot Nothing in the face with a shot gun, but it turned out that it was Nothing's mortal body. Nothing's true form then appeared and stabbed Graham in the back.

Bob appeared and fought Nothing. Finally, Bob took Excalibur and stabbed the supercap, which gave him all the power of the caps. He destroyed Nothing and saved the day.

Paradox
He then remembered that the only reason the Sea of Dimensions was created was because it had been dragged back through time when it was destroyed. Upon realising that he had caused the biggest time paradox ever, Bob sat down and had a beer.