Camyin

"Camyin, what is your last name?”“Well, I never really knew. You see, my daddy disappeared when I was born (On the planet Kepler-186F) and my mummy decided that I was too small, so she put me in the river. I floated for many years until I was four, and then I bumped up at the docks. I had met many river folk, so I knew how to talk, and when I arrived at the docks, the orphanage sent me to school. At school I met Nick, Jaysus, Buster, and Angus. We were attacked by a Hipposeal, and we exploded it, but Nick lost his eye. We took him to the…”

“Yes, OK, I don’t want your entire life story.”

-Camyin and Father Christmas

Camyin was the cabin boy on the space hearse and a member of The Ballbusters.

Early Life
As explained in the quote above, Camyin was born...Just read the quote!

Ballbusters Missions
Once again, I can't be bothered writing anything, so go to The Ballbusters.

Snowlandia
After the universe was destroyed, The Ballbusters arrived in Snowlandia. It was here that Father Christmas revealed he was Camyin's father. This twist was very important for reasons. Father Christmas then said that he needed to kill Camyin to prevent him from killing him. D'yer understand?

More Stuff
After lots of plot twists and explosions, The Ballbusters arrived in the Dark Dimension. When they arrived in the fear chamber, Camyin was confronted with his biggest fear: a sentient hydraulic press.

Camyin ran and hid in Nick's biggest fear, a microwave, but the hydraulic press clicked the 'on' button, and Camyin was melted.

Effects On The Later Story
Time found the microwave and got Camyin's super cap, 0800 Scouts Adventure Plus, which he gave to Nothing.